Voicemail

May. 21st, 2012 08:42 pm
so_hawkward: ([neu] my uniform is badass)
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The person you have dialed is not available. Please leave a message after the tone.

BEEP.
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Date: 2012-10-08 09:48 pm (UTC)
throughaphase: (can i help you?)
From: [personal profile] throughaphase
Kitty figured that if she was costume shopping, she should at least share some of the hilarity, which was why Clint was getting a series of photos taken with a camera phone in a dressing room mirror.

The first being in ...this. Welcome to Costumes You Won't See Me In On Halloween Theater!

The second was too much even for Kitty. A little too strippery. You're welcome.

The last was a sexy owl. You like birds of prey, right?

Your girlfriend is a dork, Clint.
Edited Date: 2012-10-08 09:49 pm (UTC)

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Date: 2012-10-13 01:50 pm (UTC)
throughaphase: (in all seriousness)
From: [personal profile] throughaphase
So that was the worst trip ever. Boyfriendly hug duties are requested.

Might as well inform him of what she was expecting, right?

Phone Day

Date: 2013-05-16 08:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] craftyladyparts.livejournal.com
"Hey, it's me. Something strange happened. It's not my fault, but he got loose and tried to terrorize the squirrels. But here's the crazy thing. The squirrels actually talked to him and got him to stop being kind of a jerk to them. And things were getting better, for them at least. Well, long story short, he's King of the Squirrels now, so we're all kind of under his iron paw now. That happened fast and nobody saw it coming."

"Personally, I think you're to blame here. Okay, bye."

Phone Day

Date: 2013-05-16 02:26 pm (UTC)
robinonadderall: ([spe] texting like a fiend)
From: [personal profile] robinonadderall
k derek im missing my scooby doo boxers please please please tell me u didnt take them and add them to ur stiles smelling stuff collection. cuz sweatshirts are one thing but this is...i want my underwear back

Stiles would find said missing boxers trapped between his bed and the wall in the dorms about five minutes after he left that text. Whoops. Sorry about that, Derek. And Clint.
Edited Date: 2013-05-16 02:26 pm (UTC)

Phone Day

Date: 2013-05-17 03:48 am (UTC)
filleauloup: (Upset (Just read the letter))
From: [personal profile] filleauloup
[[From here:]]

. . . yeah, Éponine would have been confused enough by voicemail without the systems going all out of whack, given that she'd owned a phone for all of two days so far and people rarely called the post office. With messages getting mixed up all over the place, she was completely bewildered, and sounded like it.

"Yes, I'm alive, I know, it's all very queer and I'm still not quite sure how things worked out that way, but no one's chasing me, I don't think. I'd have noticed that by now, and besides, why are you asking me seeing as I don't even know who you are? It's all very well to be curious, you know, but you really ought to be careful what you go around asking."

Crazy Phone Day(s)!

Date: 2013-05-17 05:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hatesmoststuff.livejournal.com
There was a lot of barking in the background as April left this particular message. Oh, Cliff. Settle down.

Then there was an April:

"That's the sound of someone who's pissed this fucking pizza isn't here yet."

Click.

Date: 2013-05-17 01:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mummyspromdate.livejournal.com
[From here (http://mummyspromdate.livejournal.com/659.html?thread=12179#t12179)!]

"Well, uh, I don't really know you or anything, but if you really want to go out, I mean, that could be fun, I guess? Um. Oh, god, how do I erase this?"

Date: 2013-05-17 01:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] regretiz4suckas.livejournal.com
[from here!]

"Are you kidding? If I'd known there was someone selling classified info on the Island I would be all over that shit! And of course I would've told you, jeez. Which shop is it? Call me back soonest, I want in on this."
Edited Date: 2013-05-17 01:29 pm (UTC)

Date: 2013-05-17 08:00 pm (UTC)
momslilassassin: (Default)
From: [personal profile] momslilassassin
[OOC: From here!]

"Oh, are people transforming again? It's nothing to worry about--we'll all be ponies or Legos or girls or insane for a weekend, then go back to life on Monday and repress like crazy...who is this again?"
Edited Date: 2013-05-17 08:00 pm (UTC)

Date: 2013-05-17 09:12 pm (UTC)
icecoldfrost: (I can kill you with my mind)
From: [personal profile] icecoldfrost
[From here.]

"Darling, I haven't the foggiest idea why you're calling me about this, but if I was threatening you, you'd know."
Edited Date: 2013-05-17 09:13 pm (UTC)

Date: 2013-05-18 12:48 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hoorayimrich.livejournal.com
From here.

"Okay, did someone put my number up in a bathroom stall or something? Because I am really not interested in this."

Date: 2013-06-12 11:48 pm (UTC)
throughaphase: (looking down)
From: [personal profile] throughaphase
After finally getting to read listen to radio, a text came through.

No one gets me out of my clothes except you.

And then, because it needed saying, Well, and I get me out of my clothes, because wet anything is uncomfortable.)

See, Kitty was good.

Date: 2013-06-29 07:19 pm (UTC)
throughaphase: (hmm)
From: [personal profile] throughaphase
Yeah, so it was dangerous to put someone like Kitty in a sex shop, especially when she had a phone to send a picture.

What's a love ring and does that sound like something you'd be interested in?

Trust the narrative, Clint: you probably want to say no on this one.

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Date: 2013-07-30 12:01 am (UTC)
imablackwidowbaby: (smirk)
From: [personal profile] imablackwidowbaby
Oh, look, a text message from Natasha. She was sure Clint would be thrilled to receive it.

So do you get some kind of award for surviving sex with Bruce Banner? Asking on behalf of the SHIELD betting pool.

Which had not, to the best of her knowledge, included the possibility of said sex involving Clint.

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Date: 2013-07-30 05:30 pm (UTC)
throughaphase: (liking the black leather)
From: [personal profile] throughaphase
Did you know it was really hard to take a picture of your own legs in cut-out leather pants? Well, it was, but Kitty had had just enough to drink by now to try it. And then to make Tino take the damn picture to send it to Clint.

This is what you're missing.

Date: 2013-08-02 08:15 am (UTC)
imablackwidowbaby: (with Clint)
From: [personal profile] imablackwidowbaby
Clint received a completely innocent-looking text message that looked like a reminder to pick up a few things they needed at the house when he got a chance.

What it actually said, once decoded, was, More like come after you.

Date: 2013-08-04 09:06 pm (UTC)
throughaphase: (wet)
From: [personal profile] throughaphase
After getting out of the Kwik Stop, Kitty was relieved to find that her phone had managed to survive. So there was a text happening.

FYI I'm coming home, stealing one of your shirts and using you and/or Lucky as a cuddle toy.

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Date: 2013-08-06 02:31 pm (UTC)
whenshewasnice: (Hide in plain sight.)
From: [personal profile] whenshewasnice
It was several days late but Natalie finally left Clint a voicemail back.

"It's Nat." Not that one, Clint, the other one. "You better be okay. I'm just saying."

Short and to the point.

Date: 2013-08-25 07:48 pm (UTC)
throughaphase: (phone)
From: [personal profile] throughaphase
After her call from Stiles, Kitty went into planning mode, trying to book a portal out and trying to figure out if she needed to bring anything and calling her boyfriend to let him know what was going on.

"Hey, so, I just got a call from Stiles, and he needs my help with something, so I'm going to head out to Beacon Hills for a little bit. I'm still around for a little bit if you want to call me back or see me or whatever, and if you get this after I leave, I'll let you know what's going on. Love you. Bye."

Date: 2013-08-26 07:52 pm (UTC)
throughaphase: (looking down)
From: [personal profile] throughaphase
Sometime eveningish Fandom time, while Kitty was at the Argents' getting changed and had a minute to herself, she decided to give a bit of an update.

Still gonna be here a while. Things got worse (I'm fine) so this might take longer than I thought. IT'S BEEN INTERESTING.

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Date: 2013-10-29 03:15 pm (UTC)
throughaphase: (texting)
From: [personal profile] throughaphase
At some point during the day, when Kitty was nice and bored, she went ahead and sent Clint a picture of herself in one of the costumes she tried on the other day.

Not my costume, but I thought you might want to see it anyway.

Kitty was a giving girlfriend.

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Date: 2014-02-10 07:01 am (UTC)
throughaphase: (texting)
From: [personal profile] throughaphase
At the end of her class, Kitty went ahead and sent a text.

When are we eloping????

She just had to see his reaction.

Date: 2014-04-22 08:48 pm (UTC)
throughaphase: (liking the black leather)
From: [personal profile] throughaphase
It's a leather pants night. I could be persuaded to come over later, fyi.

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Date: 2014-07-08 09:08 pm (UTC)
throughaphase: (texting)
From: [personal profile] throughaphase
So Kitty was bored at work. Thus:

Thinking of stopping in at Dite's soon. Want anything?

Okay, maybe she liked asking things just to see what kind of reaction she'd get.

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Date: 2014-09-16 04:55 pm (UTC)
throughaphase: (texting)
From: [personal profile] throughaphase
In the evening, Clint was getting a text.

Just got back. Going in to Caritas for a few hours, can come over afterwards. Missed you.
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