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Clint would much rather be at home drinking beers with Barney than be in his office, but he felt like being responsible enough to do his job today. He had a laptop full of emails to respond to, so it wasn't like he wouldn't be busy.

If anyone asked about Sex Ed though, he wasn't sure what he'd tell them.

Date: 2015-10-03 04:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greynotwhite.livejournal.com
Well. Enjoy talking to hobo Santa Claus about that, Clint. You just enjoy it.

"Pardon me, are you one of the teachers here?"

Date: 2015-10-03 05:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greynotwhite.livejournal.com
"I am indeed. Our young Prince Thorin."

YOU'VE TRAUMATIZED NOBILITY, CLINT. MARK IT OFF THE BUCKET LIST.

Date: 2015-10-03 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greynotwhite.livejournal.com
"Most of his line tends to be that," Gandalf replied jovially. They also tended towards crazy and obsessed with gold, so. There was that. "What is it you teach?"

Date: 2015-10-03 08:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greynotwhite.livejournal.com
"...oh my." Gandalf, laughing at the poor dwarf was just in poor taste.

Date: 2015-10-04 01:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greynotwhite.livejournal.com
He was from Tolkien. Everything was very much of the courtly love vein. So, he was mostly safe from such things.

"I'm certain he has learned far more about men then he had ever expected to," Gandalf said, trying and failing not to chuckle.

Date: 2015-10-03 07:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] home4teenheroes.livejournal.com
"Excuse me, Mister Barton?" May asked as she stepped inside.

Date: 2015-10-03 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] home4teenheroes.livejournal.com
"May Parker. I'm Gwen Stacy's guardian," May said, taking a seat. "I also know of you. A different version of you, that is."

Date: 2015-10-03 10:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] home4teenheroes.livejournal.com
"That's a very polite way of putting it," May said with a smile. She was so proud of Gwen. "And don't worry about the other version of you. I've only met him briefly, but he was very nice." Possibly because he also knew what it was like to lose a child. "I'm just a little surprised... considering what he did for a living, to find you here doing this."

Date: 2015-10-03 11:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] home4teenheroes.livejournal.com
"How's that last part working out with these kids?" May asked. She had a smirk. She knew. Kids these days. (And all days. Ever.)

Date: 2015-10-04 03:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] home4teenheroes.livejournal.com
"Isn't that a little on the nose?" May asked. "What with you being the guys with the arrows."

Look, she thought about that the second she found out Hawkeye was teaching Sex Ed, and she couldn't unthink it.

Date: 2015-10-04 04:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] home4teenheroes.livejournal.com
"I'm sure you're doing fine," May said. "At the very least, I haven't heard anything that concerns me. And you know Gwen. I'd hear about it if there was anything."

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