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"I assure you," said Ignis, frowning as he found himself answering yet another strange message, "there is nothing untoward about my relationship with birds. As a matter of fact, I would go so far as to say that, beyond cooking them, there's barely a relationship there at all. And seeing as I'm not even sure who you are, I'm not sure why it's any of your concern to begin with."
Jessica's irritation was at an all time high now. Especially since the guy she's been texting finally texts back and is utterly clueless
I've been texting you for the last three hours! Jesus. Just get over here and rail me already.
I've been texting you for the last three hours! Jesus. Just get over here and rail me already.
"No, I don't want to marry you. Don't be absurd." *CLICK*
Illyana just had no idea that she hadn't exactly called WAYNE. At all.
Illyana just had no idea that she hadn't exactly called WAYNE. At all.
Tino's being Inappropriate so Tony and I might need assistance later. Love yoooooouuuu. <3
Hey, Wanda! Another day, another check in from Steve with a slightly cringy meme:
Unfortunately for him, you weren't the only person getting this photo...
Unfortunately for him, you weren't the only person getting this photo...
(From here.)
Marc didn't think Lana meant any of it seriously, so he sent back a text he assumed went to her, Yeah, considering your favorite weapon it's best if we both keep our clothes on.
Marc didn't think Lana meant any of it seriously, so he sent back a text he assumed went to her, Yeah, considering your favorite weapon it's best if we both keep our clothes on.
Steve sent Tony a quick text from Shenanigans: do these shorts make my butt look ridiculous?
Too bad the text didn't just go to Tony...
Too bad the text didn't just go to Tony...
Did Navaan know the the voice in the message? No. Did that bother her? Also nope!
"Oh you should definitely have inappropriate feelings for me, I fuck! And I'm glad we can be friends or ever, but friends still fuck, just FYI! So if you ever change your mind!"
"Oh you should definitely have inappropriate feelings for me, I fuck! And I'm glad we can be friends or ever, but friends still fuck, just FYI! So if you ever change your mind!"
After Steven got a message he attempted calling back:
"Erm - I don't lubrication regardless of whether or not you're intending to pay for it? Or is this one of those situations where I've ended up promising something and I've forgotten? If so, terribly sorry. Perhaps I can make it up in some other way? Per - perhaps with the other things you may have wanted? Depending on what they are, of course."
"Erm - I don't lubrication regardless of whether or not you're intending to pay for it? Or is this one of those situations where I've ended up promising something and I've forgotten? If so, terribly sorry. Perhaps I can make it up in some other way? Per - perhaps with the other things you may have wanted? Depending on what they are, of course."
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