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[so_hawkward]

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BEEP.

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[throughaphase]

Yeah, so it was dangerous to put someone like Kitty in a sex shop, especially when she had a phone to send a picture.

What's a love ring and does that sound like something you'd be interested in?

Trust the narrative, Clint: you probably want to say no on this one.

[so_hawkward]

Um. Don't think so?

What the hell, Kitty, what the hell.

[throughaphase]

She was trying to be helpful here, or something!

Okay. Because I'm at Dite's and guess what, I'm clueless!

[so_hawkward]

More clothes!

Clint, no, she already had enough inappropriate clothes.

His second text said Or something you want me to use on you. That was probably better.

[throughaphase]

Derek made me go shopping for clothes that cover me up. So FYI I'm going to dress really slutty on Tuesday.

And then, I'm not sure what everything is. I had no idea there were so many kinds of handcuffs.

[so_hawkward]

Oh god, why did he have to have a girlfriend who seemingly wanted to kill him?

I AM VISITING YOU ON TUESDAY. And I didn't know fun handcuffs came in anything but fuzzy.

[throughaphase]

This was why someone on the X-Men really should have had a little talk with her back when she was offering her virginity to 19-year-olds and wearing fishnets out on dates.

Obviously I'm going to have to get a pair to show you.

[so_hawkward]

If you want to! Best girlfriend ever. :)

Oh, how he hoped she'd want to.

[throughaphase]

Oh, she wanted to.

I guess you'll see when I come over after this party.

Especially since she'd found that edible body shimmer stuff and she still had happy Flavor Day memories.