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[so_hawkward]

Oh god, why did he have to have a girlfriend who seemingly wanted to kill him?

I AM VISITING YOU ON TUESDAY. And I didn't know fun handcuffs came in anything but fuzzy.

[throughaphase]

This was why someone on the X-Men really should have had a little talk with her back when she was offering her virginity to 19-year-olds and wearing fishnets out on dates.

Obviously I'm going to have to get a pair to show you.

[so_hawkward]

If you want to! Best girlfriend ever. :)

Oh, how he hoped she'd want to.

[throughaphase]

Oh, she wanted to.

I guess you'll see when I come over after this party.

Especially since she'd found that edible body shimmer stuff and she still had happy Flavor Day memories.