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Clint Barton ([personal profile] so_hawkward) wrote2012-05-21 08:42 pm
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BEEP.
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imablackwidowbaby: (smirk)

[personal profile] imablackwidowbaby 2013-07-30 12:01 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, look, a text message from Natasha. She was sure Clint would be thrilled to receive it.

So do you get some kind of award for surviving sex with Bruce Banner? Asking on behalf of the SHIELD betting pool.

Which had not, to the best of her knowledge, included the possibility of said sex involving Clint.
so_hawkward: ([posi] almost smirking)

[personal profile] so_hawkward 2013-07-30 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
It wasn't scary or anything. And if you won money I want half, especially if people know it was me.

That's what friendship was for, Natasha.
imablackwidowbaby: (smirk)

[personal profile] imablackwidowbaby 2013-07-30 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Like I'd do that to you. Bet on him, yes. Tell the entire SHIELD gossip circle he slept with Bruce Banner, no. Especially since she hadn't had any money on him sleeping with Bruce Banner.

Really? No green around the...gills?
so_hawkward: (Default)

[personal profile] so_hawkward 2013-07-30 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
I'm thinking whatever weirdness made him want me made him calmer too. Who knew island madness could be helpful? That was the best explanation he could come up with, at least.
imablackwidowbaby: (unsure about this)

[personal profile] imablackwidowbaby 2013-07-30 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
It made me forget most of basic triage, so not impressed.

A pause, then another message.

I tried to hit on your girlfriend. Don't worry, I was really bad at it.

He could chalk that one up to the weirdness, too. Both sentences.
so_hawkward: (Default)

[personal profile] so_hawkward 2013-07-30 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, she told me. And I'm not worried. You can hit on her again if you'd like, I just want to be there to see it.

Sometimes it was a wonder he didn't spend all his time getting smacked.
imablackwidowbaby: (smirk)

[personal profile] imablackwidowbaby 2013-07-30 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
You know she's not my type, Natasha replied.
so_hawkward: ([posi] covering my smile)

[personal profile] so_hawkward 2013-07-30 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
I know, but you could just do it for me and the pleasant imagery? He was at least partly teasing.
imablackwidowbaby: (with Clint)

[personal profile] imablackwidowbaby 2013-07-30 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
I'll consider it. And she was humoring him.
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