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[so_hawkward]

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BEEP.

Comments

[imablackwidowbaby]

It made me forget most of basic triage, so not impressed.

A pause, then another message.

I tried to hit on your girlfriend. Don't worry, I was really bad at it.

He could chalk that one up to the weirdness, too. Both sentences.

[so_hawkward]

Yeah, she told me. And I'm not worried. You can hit on her again if you'd like, I just want to be there to see it.

Sometimes it was a wonder he didn't spend all his time getting smacked.

[imablackwidowbaby]

You know she's not my type, Natasha replied.

[so_hawkward]

I know, but you could just do it for me and the pleasant imagery? He was at least partly teasing.

[imablackwidowbaby]

I'll consider it. And she was humoring him.