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[so_hawkward]

That won't help! Unless you have the leather pants on too.

[throughaphase]

I'm not going to take them off just to look at pets. That would be weird.

And then, Unless you're into that sort of thing, I guess.

[so_hawkward]

That would be really weird. Weirder than Fandom weird.

[throughaphase]

And I don't want Fandom weird or anything weirder than Fandom weird. All right, leather pants stay on while I try to tell you you don't need another dog while I "Aww" at everything.

And then, This was supposed to be a sexy thing, I don't know what happened.